This is flight 372 on SWA The flight attendants on board serving you today Teresa in the middle, David in the back, my name is David and Im here to tell you that Shortly after takeoff, first things first Soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler Alcoholic beverages will be four dollars If a Monster energy drink is your plan, thatll be three dollars and you get the whole can We wont take your cash, you got to pay with plastic If you have a coupon, then thats fantastic We know youre ready to get to new places Open up the vents, put away your suitcases Carry-on items go under the seat In front of you so none of you have things by your feet If you have a seat on a row with an exit Im gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it You got to help evacuate in case we need you If you dont wanna then were gonna re-seat you Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices Fasten your seat belt, then put your trays up Press the button to make the seat back raise up Sit back, relax, have a good time Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard Thank you very much for my beat, I appreciate that. You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you.
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